What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:53

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
How do women feel when they are in love?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Octopussy
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?